what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

i shaved for this

i put a bra on for you.

i got off tumblr for you

i am wearing real pants

I went outside

i got out of bed

i woke up

(Source: zackisontumblr)

WAIT BETH BEHRS WENT TO UCLA WOAH MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. (And so did Jack Black but he didn’t graduate. Silly Jack.) And Carol Burnett what. OH MY GOSH.

joetrohnam:

YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM

EVERYTHING

(Source: princesskulash)

magnezone:

this one’s definitely not a sea bass. i’m certain. the shadow is way too big to be a sea bass. the midsection is too round. the tail is too long. look at the way it’s moving. this time i’m sure it’s not a sea bass. it can’t be. 

sea bass